sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't deserve a penis
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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