Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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