BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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