I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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