do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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