You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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