Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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