yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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