Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The adults are the big ones right?
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