How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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