he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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