pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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