haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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