My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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