I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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