im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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