Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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