You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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