You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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