Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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