I want to stick my p in your. b.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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