Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I had to cum in my sink.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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