god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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