Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
