Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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