I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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