Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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