No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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