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(732): View more from New Jersey

I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller

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(865): View more from Tennessee

got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter

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