We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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