Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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