Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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