you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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