He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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