Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I could make wine with my vomit
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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