walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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