school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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