Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jesikah18 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight

Fav 4 1179 944
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

Fav 21 1834 1126
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(864): View more from South Carolina

you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

Fav 13 10373 1146
share tweet
(661): View more from California

i wish semen tasted like chocolate

Fav 61 8394 1425
share tweet
(256): View more from Alabama

he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.

Fav 31 1172 7387
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.

Fav 8 6042 1514
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

Fav 17 9433 1451
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.

Fav 8 1405 616
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.

Fav 3 83 47
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT