I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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