Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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