why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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