what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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