My nipple is on Facebook.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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