I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
