Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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