Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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