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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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