i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I still have a little drunk in my system
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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