You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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