just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish you could order shots online.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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