Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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