So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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