so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i believe in u and ur pee
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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